February 2012
annikafagface:
i love making direct eye contact and holding it until the other person has to look away it is like quietly declaring my dominance over the rest of the human race
idiotblogger:
What you gonna do with all that junk?
All that junk inside your trunk?
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vocaroo:
me and my mum just went to the shop to get some photos developed and they asked for a name to print the photos under
my mum’s name is beverley so i put the name as this
the loudspeaker came on and said “could bevvy-sexii beaver-baybehh come and collect her photos please” and she had to go and get them in front of everybody and people were laughing kgsgjsdoghks
idiotblogger:
If Liberty from degrassi can get a boyfriend, AND get pregnant
I can too
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Mom: *calls my name*
Me: *closes computer, gets up, opens door, walks downstairs, jumps through hoop of fire, fights muhammad ali in his prime, wrestles a bear, out runs usain bolt, climbs mount everest*
Mom: Hand me that thing literally 5 feet from where I'm sitting.
Me:
