Kim Kardashian & Kanye’s Unborn Baby Makes A Break For It!

This is seriously the best/most fucked up thing I’ve seen in a while and it makes me weirdly happy

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you have no idea how hard i laughed omg

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wednesdead:

white girl wasted make up tutorial

can I have a mini one of these to carry around 

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alwaysrumbleroar:

pigfarts-pigfarts-here-i-come:

Today my mom wasn’t home, so my eight year old sister asked me to set some words for her so she could write her daily sentences. I knew she did them every day, but I’ve never bothered to read them before.

My sister is a lot of things. She’s extremely smart, fairly quiet, and absolutely hilarious. But today I learned two new things about her:

a) my sister does not have a way with the written word

b) my sister is addicted to crack cocaine

I don’t know what the fuck she’s smoking but I want in on it sweet baby jesus I did not know what to do with myself while I was reading some of these

what is wrong with her

I don’t even understand what some of these mean

“I have to defend my head from getting attacked by minions again”

Ladies and gentlemen we have our answer

Her head was attacked by minions

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When retarded people watch you.

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sappororo:

Hi. I’m not a very good pianist. But hi. I sound like a baby. (Lol-ing at myself.)

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